Interviews with Momo!

₊˚⊹ᰔ Hello! It's me, Momo! But for the purpose of this segment, please refer to me as Momo-chan. This is my time to cast aside my role as the family cat and have a sophisticated Q&A with the members of the household. ᰔ⊹˚₊

January 14th, 2025-🫀 Molly 🫀

Hey everybody, it's Momo-chan! Today we are going to be speaking with Molly, the black sheep of the family.
Hey, Momo-chan, thanks for having me on the show. And just for the record, I'm not the black sheep, I just so happen to be the model child.
Ok, sure thing. So Molly, we know so little about your interests...I mean, clearly you like Oscar, bloody things, and general violence. But what, for lack of better words, "normal" things are you into?
Ah, great question. Well I certainly have a passion for the outdoors. I love to study different animals and plant species. Oh, and music! I'm really into music.
Oh? What's you favorite genre?
Well, Momo-chan, it's impossible for me to have just one go-to. I have a very diverse taste.
Well then tell us all the types of music you listen to!
Okay, well I love grunge rock, heavy metal, and classic rock every now and then
Oh yeah, that's some good stuff.
I've also been listening to a lot of breakcore and speedcore lately. And I've been listening to jumpstyle for a while now. It's probably my favorite, but I'll listen to phonk every now and then. I listen to hyperpop sometimes, but I feel like nightcore bridged the way for that to happen. Oh, and I can't forget vocaloid! Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin and Len are my icons!
...I have no idea what any of that means.
Yeah, that's probably because you have shit music taste.
Woah, hey now...
You're just a normie. I bet you still use Pandora to listen to music, huh?
Ok, chill out...
Hold up, no, I bet you're a Taylor Swift fan. Or maybe you prefer to listen to Sabrina Carpenter? I bet you're Meghan Trainor's #1 fan! Your taste in music probably sounds like what a plate of plain chicken breast and microwaved peas and carrots taste like. Edible, but unexiting and devoid of any flavor.
Ok, we're gonna end this before those hot takes get me cancelled after the FIRST EPISODE. Thanks Molly, and thanks to the audience for tuning in! Next time we'll be interviewing another member of the household, so submit your questions and curiosities and come see us next time to learn more about the lovely members of the...wait, what's your guy's last name?
We don't have one.
Of course you have one, how else would you guys get mail?
They don't bring us mail anymore, I kept eating the mailmen.
...You know what, I'll just go ask Oscar after this, ok? God, you're so...whatever. Anyway, come see us next time to learn more about the lovely members of the house-house!

January 15th 2025: 🌻Benny🌻

Hey everyone, it's Momo-chan back at it again! Today we'll be interviewing the world-famous Benny!Come on down Benny, say hello to the audience.
Hello, hello, thanks for having me on the show.
It's my pleasure. The audience and I have just been dying to know more about you. Let's start off small...we know that you started out life as a flower, not a human. Where did you live before Molly brought you home to us?
That's a great question, Momo! Well, I-
It's Momo-chan.
Huh?
During this program, my name is Momo-chan. You just called me Momo. Did you not pay attention to the introduction?
Right, sorry Momo-chan...Anyway, Molly found me in the Florist Shop, where I had been staying for two weeks at that point. I guess most people found a flower with a face creepy...
Yeah, that makes sense. I definitely wouldn't want to buy something like that. No offense. How did they treat you at the Florist's?
I can't say they treated me too bad...I was given water, sunlight, and space to grow. The only problem was being surrounded by other plants that were...I don't know how to explain it. I know they were alive, but not quite. Like empty shells...it was terrifying.
Wow, that sounds rough. I'm glad Molly was able to rescue you from that.
Yeah. But my life was actually pretty good before all of that. I lived in another dimension, actually.
Benny, I thought I told you that the #1 rule on this show is that "we don't make up shit."
Um, I-I'm not making anything up. Before coming to Earth, I came from a parallel dimension. Our society was composed of plants just like me-well, the old me-and I had a family, and was in college and-
Okay, enough of that.
Momo, please! I want to share my full backstory!
Yeah, well why don't you go take your meds first. And I told you, it's "Momo-chan"! I'm not going to remind you again.
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Alright, that's all the time we have today folks! That was a lovely interview, very informative. Join us next time for another interview at the Sinclair house! And yes, I asked Oscar, and he confirmed that is your last name.
Ok, good to know, I actually wasn't really sure, especially 'cause-
Can you not?
...huh? What I do?
I'm supposed to get in the last word, but you just keep trying to make this interview last forever.
...sorry.
Goodnight everybody!